Nikki Glaser Delivers Explicit Joke About Michael B. Jordan at the Golden Globes
Nikki Glaser stuns Globes with bold Jordan joke
At the 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2026 , comedian Nikki Glaser set a bold tone with her opening monologue as host — and one particular joke about Michael B. Jordan quickly became the talk of the night. Glaser, known for her sharp, unfiltered humor, didn’t shy away from risqué comedy during her set at the Beverly Hilton . While celebrating Hollywood’s biggest night, she referenced Jordan’s acclaimed performance in the 2025 film Sinners , in which he played twin brothers. Turning that praise into a punchline, Glaser quipped that watching two versions of the actor had inspired an unfiltered reaction. “When I saw that, I was like, ‘Nikki-be-jerkin’ because that was awesome,” she joked, comically suggesting she’d masturbated to Jordan’s performance — a line that drew both laughter and gasps from the audience. The room’s reaction was mixed. Jordan himself, seated with his mother, managed a polite smile and an awkward laugh, while his mother’s visible eye-roll and reaction qu…